Idaho: “More than just potatoes. Well, not really, but the potatoes are real good.”
Kentucky: “Five million people, 15 last names.”
Michigan: “First line of defense from the Canadians.”
New Jersey: “You want a motto? I got yer motto right here!”
New York: “You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney.”
North Carolina: “Tobacco is a vegetable.”
Ohio: “Don’t judge us by Cleveland.”
Pennsylvania: “Cook with coal.”
Rhode Island: “We’re not REALLY an island.”
South Carolina: “Remember the Civil War? We didn’t actually surrender.”
Wisconsin: “Come cut our cheese.”
California: We’re the granola bowl! Full of fruits, nuts and flakes!
Arizona: “But it’s a dry heat!”
Texas: “We’re full of gas”