Stupidity got us into this mess… So why can’t it get us out?
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
Think about it! In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
I am having an out of money experience.
I plan on living forever… So far, so good.
Not afraid of heights – afraid of widths.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
Everyone has a photographic memory… Some don’t have film.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set!
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?