On a hair dryer:
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING
On a bar of soap:
USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP
On a frozen dinner:
SERVING SUGGESTION, DEFROST
On a hotel-provided shower cap:
FITS ONE HEAD
On a tiramisu dessert:
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN (this was printed on the bottom of the box)
On a package of bread pudding:
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING
On children’s cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY
On a sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS
On a Korean kitchen knife:
WARNING – KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN
On an airline packet of nuts:
OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS