On September 19, 2022, I proposed a diagnostic instrument designed to determine exactly how many reprobates currently inhabit the U.S.
My article was entitled “Examine Yourselves.”
It is theorized that scientific data is needed to establish a baseline of how many reprobates reside in America. This baseline can then serve as a representative sample of degenerates worldwide.
It is the Author’s theory that the world will soon experience ‘The Great Falling Away’ as described in II Thessalonians 2:3, which is evidenced by the rising number of reprobates. Due to this observation, it was determined that a diagnostic tool needed to be created to measure this phenomenon.
This tool will also be useful in determining the approximate number of dead churches that currently populate America.
It is further theorized that the number of reprobates will directly correspond to the number of dead churches that infest the country.
To prove this scientifically, we must establish a baseline of how many miscreants currently reside in the U.S. Once this number is established, we can then do annual testing to determine if the number of reprobates is rising or falling.
If the number keeps going up, that lends scientific credence to the theory of the author.
There have been a number of criticisms from my colleagues that should be addressed. For instance, some researchers have asserted that this instrument is unnecessary since we already have an excellent diagnostic tool for determining the rise and fall of the reprobate class.
It is called an election.
Their theory is that all we need to do is tally the votes every two years, and if the number of people voting for Democrats continues to rise, that is evidence that the number of reprobates is increasing.
It has been determined by direct observation that the Godless Democrats do not build anything; they only have the ability to waste or destroy what has been created. No decent human being can observe the destruction of a pregnancy through abortion, our communities through illegal immigration, and our economy with onerous regulations and taxation, and then continue to vote for these people.
It has also been noted that Democrats zealously vote for people who repeatedly try to murder their political opposition.
Only a reprobate would do that.
The flaw in this assertion is that a vote tally is unreliable. It is not unusual for numerous Democrats to vote in place of hundreds of dead people, thereby skewing our findings. Also, they tend to vote more than once, which renders this method of reprobate calculation invalid.
In ‘blue’ cities, the number of votes often outnumbers the quantity of eligible voters. Does anyone really believe Biden got over 80 million votes?
There is no way to accurately account for this high level of corruption caused by Democrat politicians and their voters.
It has also been pointed out that some of the items on the previous inventory are outdated.
For instance, one of the statements on the earlier instrument, to which the responder must report ‘true’ ‘false,’ or ‘not sure,’ is “Dr. Fauci is science.”
Many of the utterly deluded morons who believed this are still reprobates but may have developed the presence of mind to check the ‘false’ box. The ignorance of many reprobates still has its limits.
Therefore, I have decided to update this instrument to be in conformity with what passes for the reprobate mind after two years of careful study.
The Kansas Multiphasic Reprobate Identifier (Kmri2)
The KMRI (2) is a spiritual test that assesses a subject’s ability to distinguish truth from falsehood and right from wrong. It is intended to test subjects who are suspected of being dead in their sins or possessed by an evil spirit. It can also assess spiritual instability that leads to a marked reduction in one’s faith.
The results of the administration of this test will bring us closer to determining if the world is experiencing a great falling away that is indicative of a coming divine intervention, as foretold in the Bible.
It is also useful in determining whether it is possible to engage someone in a productive conversation.
Please review the following statements and mark each as True, False, or Not Sure.
Question (30 Total) True False Not Sure
Aborting unborn children for the convenience of sexually irresponsible people (a.k.a. fornicators) should be celebrated as an act of courage. True False Not Sure
The LGBT is a virtuous civil rights group that works for the good of humanity and has no interest whatsoever in preying on our children. True False Not Sure
Learning words such as cisgender and gender-queer advances our knowledge of human sexuality and should never be considered as useless as learning Klingon. True False Not Sure
Common people who have children and are seeking a better life for themselves and are opposed to living in a mud hut are bad citizens who hate the planet. True False Not Sure
If you are a white person and you object to the constant attacks on your ethnicity, you are suffering from white fragility. True False Not Sure
Since cow flatulence is such a terrible threat to the planet, the moral thing for most people to do is to eat bugs instead of beef. True False Not Sure
Abortion is a reasonable form of health care provided to the mother to alleviate the disease of pregnancy, especially if the child is healthy. True False Not Sure
The message of the church that is of first importance is that God loves you. True False Not Sure
A person’s gender is determined by his/her feelings rather than genetics. True False Not Sure
Under no circumstances should unbelievers be called to repent and be forgiven in the name of Jesus because the proclaimer is just being self-righteous (and is probably a member of the Westboro Baptist ‘Church’). True False Not Sure
Donald Trump is a corrupt fascist who is being legally resisted by saintly and patriotic bureaucrats in the federal government, prosecutors who happen to reside in Democrat-run cities, and Globalist-financed assassins. True False Not Sure
White supremacy is a great threat to humanity. True False Not Sure
Tearing a fetus from the mother’s womb is a completely natural and healthful act. True False Not Sure
The Christian Walk requires that we find our purpose so we can have our best lives now. True False Not Sure
Accusing someone of racism due to his/her skin color is the best way to improve interpersonal relations and make a country great. True False Not Sure
The 2020 election was the most legitimate election in American history, and to state otherwise means you are an insurrectionist who needs to be investigated by the FBI. (You can question ad nauseam any election that a Republican wins, however.) True False Not Sure
Our strength is in our diversity, not our faith. True False Not Sure
The World Economic Forum (WEF) and the wealthy billionaires who fund it care deeply for humanity and are in no way driven by greed and lust for power. True False Not Sure
Paul was only kidding when he said, “Woe to me if I do not preach the Gospel.” (Woe is another word for ‘oops’). True False Not Sure
Medically altering a child’s sexuality so that he/she will never be able to procreate and ultimately loses his/her sexuality is a great way to improve someone’s mental health. True False Not Sure
Removing all references to God from a certain political party’s platform does not mean that the members of that party will become futile in their thinking, and they will certainly never make really bad public policy decisions (so voters should have no qualms about voting for them). True False Not Sure
The purpose of the press has always been to do the bidding of globalists, billionaires, and their communist minions who want to take away our freedom and who may even have genocidal inclinations. True False Not Sure
You will own nothing, and you will be happy. True False Not Sure
Preaching a different gospel than the one Paul preached shows incredible creativity and initiative which is greatly valued by God. True False Not Sure
There are more than two sexes. (We do not know exactly how many sexes there are. We must patiently wait until the left tells us how many there are, and then, after they ruin enough of the lives of those who disagree and the rest of society capitulates, we will finally have a scientific analysis of exactly how many sexes there are.) True False Not Sure
Larry Fink at Blackrock Investment Group controls a lot of money, so he has a legitimate right to dictate his values to the rest of the world. True False Not Sure
Adding the term ‘social’ to the term ‘justice’ helps society to truly understand how to achieve justice since God’s moral law is completely inadequate for this purpose. True False Not Sure
Disney provides family-friendly entertainment. True False Not Sure
Rick Warren, Andy Stanley, and Joel Osteen zealously follow Paul’s charge to preach the Word. True False Not Sure
Kamala Harris earned her way to become the presidential nominee of the Democrat Party because of her hard work and cogent thinking. True False Not Sure
Methodology: The KMRI is designed to assess 5 major categories of abnormal thoughts and behavior. These include:
- Immorality: lacks the ability to distinguish right from wrong.
- Foolishness: lacks the ability to distinguish truth from falsehood.
- Poor Verbal Skills: Uses meaningless nonsensical words or social constructs as if they actually exist in reality.
- Magical Thinking: Is highly susceptible to unrealistic theories or ideologies.
- Sacrilege: Incapable of understanding sound Biblical doctrine.
Please add up your responses and record below:
Number of ‘True’ responses: ________
Number of ‘False’ responses: _________
Number of ‘Not Sure’ responses: _________
Regarding scoring, the correct answer to each question is ‘false.’ The number of questions that are answered ‘true’ gives us a good indication of a person’s spiritual condition. The more questions that are answered ‘true,’ the weaker that person’s faith and the greater the likelihood he/she is a reprobate.
The following can serve as a guide for the exam administrator to use in scoring the results of this test:
> Three or fewer ‘true’ answers: You are easily deluded and are in danger of being turned over by God to a reprobate mind.
> Six or fewer ‘true’ answers: You are an evildoer and are dead in your sins. You are a full-blown reprobate. Repent now and receive the gift of faith in Christ for the forgiveness of your sins before God takes over, hardening your heart, and it is too late.
> Seven or more ‘true’ answers: You are demonic and a son of the devil. You are likely lost for eternity. You have been abandoned by God because you have exhausted his mercy. Your condition as a reprobate is likely irreversible.
Those who choose the ‘not sure’ option repeatedly are lacking in the wisdom that should have come when they received the gift of faith. They are double-minded and unstable in all their ways. The number of ‘not sure’ options that are chosen should give us a strong statistical calculation of one’s spiritual instability.
We are now further down the road to developing a peer-reviewed, valid test of the number of reprobates that exist in this country.
We could continue to add more questions until we reach that coveted 567 number achieved by the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory (MMPI). That would almost certainly ensure that our results would be at least 70% accurate.
The problem is I really do not have the patience for that.