The Fabulous Djinn :: By The Gospelist

It looks like the Iranian Muslims (Shiites) have discovered the secret weapon that the nation of Israel has been using to defeat its enemies.

They did not find this secret in the Bible; they found it in the writings of a seventh-century Arab who decided to take it upon himself to update the Bible. The founder of Islam was the inspiration for other ‘great thinkers,’ like Joseph Smith, who also received extra-biblical revelations from a dubious source.

These angels of light taught Muhammad that Jesus, his disciples, and the prophets got it all wrong. This lends credence to the idea that those religions created as a result of ‘new revelations,’ that are designed to replace the old revelations, should be viewed with extreme suspicion.

History teaches that Muhammad was highly in tune with the supernatural. His communion with spiritual beings was the source of his other-worldly visions and arcane knowledge.

There was a time when Muhammad thought the spirit he was using to update the Bible was Satan. In Surah 53:20, Satan convinced Muhammad to elevate the daughters of Allah (Al-Lat, Al-Uzza, and Manat) to be on par with Allah himself.

When Satan delivered this message to Muhammad, he assured him that this was all on the level.

Muhammad eventually saw through this guise and, when another ‘angel of light’ corrected him, demoted these goddesses again. No one is really certain how Satan managed to deceive the prophet, peace be upon him, by pretending to be Allah himself, but it was not all that difficult.

Apparently, Muhammad had a really hard time telling the difference between the two.

Not only was Muhammad conversing with ‘angels of light,’ he was also in communication with the fabulous Djinn. Muhammad asserted that these mystical creatures, who are made of fire, were created before men and are active in human affairs.

The Koran records that the Djinn heard Muhammad preach the Quran and were delighted with his wondrous recitation of the words of Allah.

This has given rise to a mystery. An Iranian cleric, a disciple of Allah, has assured the world that the Jews have had access to genies since Davidic times. What’s more, these genies are assisting the Israelites, who are not Muslims, in defeating their enemies using their magic powers.

This cleric teaches that the Jews were able to introduce the terrorist Nasrallah to his seventy-two virgins by employing the aid of these mystical creatures. This hidden power, in conjunction with their advanced technologies, has allowed the Jews to win numerous military victories over the last 3,000 years.

So, this cleric admits that this land has belonged to the Jews for the last 3,000 years? I guess he didn’t get the memo that this narrative was no longer operational.

These people need to update their bulletin boards.

This cleric believes there is no way the Jews could consistently kick their Persian butts without the assistance of magical creatures that exist in the lore of ancient Arabia.

However, he fails to explain how or why these ambivalent, mysterious creatures, who were delighted with Muhammad’s preaching, could be coerced into joining with the Jews.

The Jews have rejected the worship of Allah since the time of Muhammad.

Some Islamic researchers have explored the possibility that the Jews found a lamp deep in a cave and are using it against their enemies. Apparently, all they need to do is rub the lamp, and the genie emerges and grants their military wishes.

Iranian scholars are still investigating exactly how many wishes the Jews get.

According to an Iranian opposition news site, an Iranian cleric close to the Ayatollah’s regime accused the Jewish people of trapping and using djinn for three thousand years to gain unchecked power. This is quite a feat, given the fact that the genies are made of fire and difficult to catch, even with advanced technology.

I think this assertion pretty much explains why many Iranians would like to get rid of their current leadership.

According to the Iranian Shia seminary teacher Mostafa Karami, the Zionists have a history of subjugating genies and using them to carry out their nefarious designs. He has accused the Jews of controlling a secret army of demons.

The Jews could make a lot of money for their military if they published the book How to Subjugate a Genie. I bet it would blow away any sales of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

Karami continued, “They (the Jews) have had access to genies and cosmic science since the time of David and Solomon.” Karami did not just make this baseless accusation; he even brought receipts.

“Historically, they have always used genies; their documents and traditions proved that. They have used genies and demons for warfare to promote their intelligence operations throughout history.”

Well, no sane person could argue with that.

If Mr. Karami had read the Bible instead of the Koran, he may have developed a better understanding of what is happening here. He could have reviewed such verses as the following:

“Even if you [Israel] have been banished to the most distant land under the heavens [diaspora], from there the Lord your God will gather you and bring you back [to the land I promised Abraham]. He will bring you back to the land that belonged to your fathers, and you [Israel] will take possession of it” (Deuteronomy 30:4-5).

“He remembers his covenant forever, the word he commanded for a thousand generations, the covenant he made with Abraham, the oath he swore to Isaac. He confirmed it to Jacob as a decree, to Israel as an everlasting covenant; To you I will give the land of Canaan as the portion you will inherit (I Chronicles 16:15-18).”

“‘Only if these decrees vanish from my sight,’ declares the Lord, ‘will the descendants of Israel ever cease to be a nation before me'” (Jeremiah 31:36).

“I will bring back my exiled people Israel; they will rebuild the ruined cities and live in them. They will plant vineyards and drink their wine; they will make gardens and eat their fruit. I will plant Israel in their own land, never again to be uprooted from the land I have given them”(Amos 9:14).

If those passages were insufficient, Mr. Karami could have read the words of the prophet Ezekiel. Many people, including Christians, have often said that the bones of Israel were dried up, and their hope was gone. They were cut off, never again to be restored.

In 1948, these sayers of nay were forced to eat their words. All they can do now to defend their foolish theological position is engage in Scriptural obfuscation as they lounge around that river in Egypt (de-Nile).

The Lord opened their graves and brought them back to the land of Israel. They settled in the land of their forefathers and have begun to understand that it was God who made this happen.

If the words of the prophets are not sufficient for Mr. Karami, he may want to consider the words that God spoke to Abraham, whom Mr. Karami also claims to revere:

“I will make you into a great nation and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing. I will bless those who bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse; and all peoples on earth will be blessed through you” (Genesis 12:2-3).

That quote alone should just about put this genie stuff to rest.

There is one other major point Mr. Karami may wish to consider. Soon, his nation will join a host of other nations who will gather to destroy the nation of Israel.

God accuses these nations of ravaging and hounding his people from every side, so Israel became a possession of the rest of the nations. The nation of Israel has, for years, been the object of people’s malicious talk and slander in their attempt to profane and destroy God’s tiny state.

The prophet Ezekiel prophesizes that in ‘latter days’ Iran (Persia) will join Gog and Magog in an all-out assault on the nation of Israel. They will invade a land that has recovered from war, whose people were gathered from many nations to the mountains of Israel.

Israel will not need to employ the services of the fabulous djinn to put a stop to this mindless evil.

The hot anger of the Lord will be aroused, and there shall be a great earthquake in the land of Israel. The armies of Gog and Magog, including Persia, will tremble in fear at the presence of the Lord.

God will execute judgment upon them all with plague and bloodshed, pouring down torrents of rain, hailstones, and burning sulfur on the invaders.

In other words, Mr. Karami, genies are the last thing that you should be concerned about.

God will show you his greatness and holiness and make himself known to you and your fellow pagan assailants.

Then you will know that the God of Israel, not Allah, is the Lord.

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