Positive Thinking

An American touring the Sahara was dressed in a bathing suit. A Bedouin gazed at him in amazement. “I’m going swimming,” the tourist explained. “But the ocean is eight hundred miles away,” the Arab informed him. “Eight hundred miles!” the American exclaimed with a huge smile, “Boy, what a beach!”

The Hearing Aid

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your […]