Furniture Store

A woman goes into a furniture store owned by a very shrewd businessman. She picks out a lamp that she likes and brings it to the counter. She finds out the price is $69.95 and says, “What? Down the street at Goldstein’s these are only $49.95!” The owner asks why she doesn’t buy it from […]

Missing Glaciers

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, “Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?” “The glaciers brought them down,” said the guide. “But where are the glaciers?” “The glaciers,” said the guide in a weary voice, “have gone back for more rocks.”