If you can’t see behind the furniture or appliances, then it’s clean back there. An unmade bed will still be there tonight, ready for you to crawl into. There are three things you can do with dirty laundry: (Traditional) Wash/Dry/Iron/Fold/Put it away. (Efficient) Wear it! It’s probably clean enough! (Philanthropic) Donate it! You wanted to […]
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Light Bulbs
How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read […]