Two cab drivers met. “Hey,” asked one, “What’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?” “Well,” the other responded, “When I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other.”
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Social Studies
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy’s Social Studies homework. They were focusing on the chapter about government. The boy turned to his father and asked, “Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?” The father replied, without hesitating, “Oh, about half of them.”