Couple Of Blondes

A blond is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas so she stops at the gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so she can attempt to […]

Business Signs

Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? Dry Cleaners: Drop your pants here Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left. Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! Music Teacher’s Door: “Out Chopin”