Political Truth

Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, “What about the powerful interest that controls you?” The other candidate defiantly yelled back, “You leave my wife out of this!”

It Runs in the Family

When a physician remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family.” “Your mother’s side or your father’s?” he asked. “Neither,” he replied. “It’s from my wife’s family.” “Oh, come now,” he said. “How could your wife’s family give you high blood pressure?” He sighed. […]