Young Einstein

Little Debbie came running into the house after school one day, shouting, “Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!” “That’s great, Sweetheart,” said her daddy. “Come in the living room and tell me about it.” “Well,” she began, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math, and 20 in science.”

Game Winning Play

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. “So, how did you do, son?” he asked. “You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. “I was responsible for the winning run!” “Really? How’d you do that?” “I […]