The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized. “It’s bad,” said the proprietor, “but it’s not as bad as it could have been if he’d robbed me yesterday.” “Why is that?” the detective asked. “Because today everything was on sale.”
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Wet Pants
Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her more “stop and count to 10 moments” than she count count. Once, after her small son fell into the pond and came home with his good school clothes dripping wet, the exasperated Cassie sent him to his room […]