Busy Young Man

A young man, starting up his private consulting firm, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immediately picked up the phone and spoke into it. “I’m sorry, but my workload is so tremendous that I’m not going to be able to […]

Charging By The Question

A man walked into a lawyer’s office and asked him what his rates were. “$50 for three questions,” the lawyer replied. “Isn’t that awfully steep?” asked the man. “Yes,” the lawyer replied. “And what is your third question?”