Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. You’d be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer. You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar”. You get drunk just so […]
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Materialism
A yuppie opened the door of his new BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, looked what they’ve done to my Beemer,” he whined. “You yuppies are […]