An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. “I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told […]
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Dumb Labels
On a hair dryer: DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING On a bar of soap: USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP On a frozen dinner: SERVING SUGGESTION, DEFROST On a hotel-provided shower cap: FITS ONE HEAD On a tiramisu dessert: DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN (this was printed on the bottom of the box) On a package of […]