According to a recent government publication… A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president. A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ. A billion hours ago God created the earth. A billion dollars ago was yesterday at the U.S. Treasury.

A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what the problem was, noticed one of the cows looking at him. “I believe it’s your radiator,” said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out […]