Lack Of Faith

A minister of a farming parish convened a prayer meeting to pray for rain during a serious drought. Noting that on that cloudless morning the church was full to overflowing, he came to the pulpit and posed a single question to his flock: “You all know why we’re here,” he said. “What I want to […]

Sounds Fishy

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and all I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything and I’m using some of the insurance money for this trip.” “That’s quite a coincidence,” said the engineer. “I’m here […]