Maternity leave would last two years…with full pay! There’d be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. {Eg: You want me to push this through WHAT?!!} Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s No. 1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effectiveness. Children would be kept […]
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Why Computers Must Be Female
5. No one but their creator understands their logic. 4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2. The message, “Bad command or filename,” is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m […]