How’s Norton Doing?

Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty received a call from a man who asked how Mr. Norton was doing. The nurse responded, “Oh, quite well. We expect he’ll be released in the morning.” The man then said, “Very good. Thank you.” “May I ask who is […]

Louder Please

A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, “Where does you go to school?” The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or […]