Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely best,” claimed one. “No,” another contended. “I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven.” “You’re both wrong,” the third insisted. “The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor.” […]
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Dead Battery
I work at the local mall. The other day a customer returned to our mobile phone kiosk with a cellular phone she had recently purchased. She complained that “the phone worked fine for the first two days and then suddenly went dead.” I asked her how long she had charged the battery for. She replied, […]