Where’s the Ball

“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Edna. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I can’t see where the ball lands. I think I’llhave to give up playing golf.” “But you’re only seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Ronald along?” […]

All I Really Need To Know, I Learned From A Snowman

It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. Wearing white is always appropriate. It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection. There’s nothing better than a foul weather friend. The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul. We’re all made […]