A man goes to his doctor and says “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?” The doctor replies: “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a […]
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Texas Sayings
Don’t squat with yer spurs on There’s more ways to skin a cat than stickin’ his head in a boot jack and jerkin’ on his tail. Never ask a man the size of his spread. Never kick a fresh cow patty on a hot day. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so […]