All I Really Need To Know, I Learned From Noah’s Ark

1. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark. 2. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big. 3. Don’t listen to critics – do what has to be done. 4. Build on high ground. 5. For safety’s sake, travel in pairs. 6. Two heads […]

Order In The Court

The judge asked the defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.” From out of the gallery, a man shouted, “YOU LYING BUM!” “Silence in the court!” the Judge said to the man who shouted. Then he turned to the defendant and said, “You are also charged […]