A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, […]
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Military Diets
An English soldier, an American soldier and a Russian soldier found themselves sharing a tent while on a combined military exercise and the conversation turned to how well fed each of them was. “In the Russian Army we have 2000 calories of food a day,” said the Russian. “Well,” said the Englishman, “In the British […]