Schoolchildren were given a list containing the beginnings of famous sayings and asked to provide endings for each one. Here’s what they came up with: * We have nothing to fear but … our principal. * To err is human … To eat a muskrat is not. * I think … therefore I get a […]
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Resume Bloopers
These are taken from actual resumes and cover letters: * “I am a rabid typist.” * “Proven ability to track down and correct erors.” * “Suspected to graduate early next year.” * “Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.” * “Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.” * “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.” * […]