A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says, “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered, “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
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Kids And Cliches 1
Schoolchildren were given a list containing the beginnings of famous sayings and asked to provide endings for each one. Here’s what they came up with: * The grass is always greener … when you leave the sprinkler on. * A rolling stone … plays the guitar. * A bird in the hand … is a […]