What the Doctor Really Means When He Says…

“This should be taken care of right away.” I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. “Welllllll, what have we here…” Since he hasn’t the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you will give […]

Things to Ponder 5

Why does your nose run, but your feet smell? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don’t they wear a pair of bras? Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream? Why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so […]