An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: “As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say ‘$75.’ If his eyes don’t flutter, say, ‘For the frames. The lenses will be $50.’ Then, if his eyes still don’t flutter, you add ‘Each.’ “
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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!” The second one said, “But we’re on the 13th floor!” The first one screamed back, “This is no time to be superstitious.”