* If You Don’t Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife * Timber, I’m Falling in Love * You’re the First Time I Thought About Leaving * Love Will Beat Your Brains Out * I Think I’ll Drink Myself Into the Past * The Pint of No Return * Your Negligee Has Turned to […]
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Words of Insight and Wisdom 5
Half of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at. Never marry a woman who uses a smoke alarm as a food timer. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. I AM in shape. Round is a shape. A smoking section in a restaurant is like […]