Discourse On Women’s Logic

I AM WOMAN — HEAR ME ROAR! If you don’t open my door. I CAN DO ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO! But I don’t have to. I AM NOT YOUR HOOKER! But you’re still gonna pay. SEX IS A SPECIAL THING! And a very good weapon. I CAN FIGHT IN COMBAT! But I can’t kill […]

Easiest To Operate On

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first one said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered.” “I think librarians are the easiest,” said the second. “When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically.” The third surgeon said, “I prefer […]