Plain English

The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.” […]

Images Of A Mother

4 YEAR OLD: My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEAR OLD: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 YEAR OLD: My Mother doesn’t really know quite everything. 14 YEAR OLD: Naturally, my Mother doesn’t know that, either. 16 YEAR OLD: Mother? She’s hopelessly old-fashioned. 18 YEAR OLD: That old woman? She’s way out […]