You Owe Us $0.00

A man got a credit card bill stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. Next month he got another, did the same thing. The next month they sent him a very nasty note stating they were going to cancel his credit card if he didn’t send them $0.00. He called […]

Things I Must Remember As A Dog

1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table. 3. I will not roll my toys behind the refrigerator, behind the sofa or under the bed. 4. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering […]