Soap and Water

Deacon Farnsworth was asked to dinner by one of his church members. He knew she was a bad housekeeper but he agreed. When he sat at the table he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest he had ever seen. “Were these dishes ever washed”, he asked Sue Ellen, as he ran his fingers over […]

Computer Terminology for Country Folks

LOG ON: makin a wood stove hotter ANALOG: will also make a stove hotter LOG OFF: don’t put on no more wood DIGITAL: The art of counting on your fingers. BAR CODE: Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern. RAM: the thing that splits the log MONITOR: keepin an eye on the stove […]