Only In America

Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America…are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in America…do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke. Only in America…do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to […]

Hay Load

A clergyman was walking down a country lane and saw a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You look hot, my son,” said the cleric. “Why don’t you rest a moment, and then I’ll give you a hand.” “No thanks,” said the young man. “My father […]