When my printer’s type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job myself. Pleasantly […]
RR2
Cockroaches
A housewife called up a pet store and said, “Send me a thousand cockroaches at once!” “What in the world do you want with a thousand cockroaches?” asked the clerk. “Well,” replied the woman, “I am moving today and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found it.”