Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did; for years he guided merchant ships all over the world. Never did stormy seas or pirates get the best of him. He was admired by his crew and fellow captains. However, there was one thing different […]
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Wacky Definitions
SALESMAN — man with ability to convince wife she’d look fat in mink. CANNIBAL — person who likes to see other people stewed. FOREIGN FILM — any movie shown in Texas theater that isn’t a western. MAGAZINE — bunch of printed pages that tell you what’s coming in the next issue. COLLEGE: The four-year period […]