Signs That You Just Might Have A Bad Apartment

It’s the same bedroom you had as a kid, but now your parents are charging you two grand a month. Your buildings security system is a cardboard cutout of Clint Eastwood. Rent must be paid in small, non-sequential bills. Every time you pass the doorman, he’s wearing another article of your clothing. You can’t get […]

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A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector.” he replies To this his friend responds, “Strange ambition to have for a career.” “Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!”