10. When God asked “Adam, where are you?” He replied, “The woman you gave me was reading the map.” 9. There was no “standard weight and height” tables – and the word FAT meant good. 8. If he had gone bald, who would have known that wasn’t normal. 7. He never had to shovel snow! […]

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions. 9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don’t want to see what’s ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!) 8. God knew that […]