Two cab drivers met. “Hey,” asked one, “What’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?”

“Well,” the other responded, “When I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other.”

A blond is driving down the road.

She notices that she’s low on gas so she stops at the gas station.

While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car.

So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself.

She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock.

Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blond is faring.

The blond outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blond inside of the car is saying, “A little more to the left…a little more to the right!”