A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says, “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
The woman answered, “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
Humor – C
Career Counseling
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”
What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? “How does it work?”
What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? “How much will it cost?”
What does a grad student with a liberal arts degree ask? Do you want that with fries?