The church choir was putting on a car wash to raise money to pay their expenses for a special trip.
They made a large sign, CAR WASH FOR CHOIR TRIP, and on the given Saturday business was very good.
But by two o’clock the skies clouded and the rain poured and there were hardly any customers.
Finally, one of the girl washers had an idea.
She printed a very large poster which said, WE WASH (then an arrow pointing skyward) GOD RINSES. Business boomed!
LOG ON: makin a wood stove hotter
ANALOG: will also make a stove hotter
LOG OFF: don’t put on no more wood
DIGITAL: The art of counting on your fingers.
BAR CODE: Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern.
RAM: the thing that splits the log
MONITOR: keepin an eye on the stove
DOWNLOAD: gettin the wood off the truk
CHAT: whut our wimmin folk do
MEGAHERTZ: a log fallin on your toe
SUPERCONDUCTOR: Amtrak’s Employee of the year.
SCSI: What you call your week-old underwear.
FLOPPY DISC: from carryin too much wood
STATE OF THE ART: a PC you can’t afford
SCANNER: whut we do with our wimmin folk
LINKS: whar golfers go
OBSOLETE: any PC you own
HACKER: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
REMOTE: my mother-in-law
URL: outside the city
HARD DRIVE: gettin home in the winter time
INTERNET: Where cafeteria workers keep their hair.
CLICK: whut ma truk starter does
FORMAT: ma pick-up truck needs two formats
SCREEN: Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
MEGABYTE: a bite frum a large dog
PROMPT: whut the mail ain’t in the winter time
FLOPPY DRIVE: drivin with a flat tire
KEYBOARD: Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
NETWORK: them TV stations
CRASH: whut we do with our trucks
WINDOWS: whut ya shut when it’s cold
WEB: whut dem spiders make
SCREEN: whut ya put in durin fly season
BYTE: whut dem flys do
BITS: the marks the damn flys leave
USENET: to take dem fish outta the water
INTERNET: whar ya want dem fish to land
SITE: my yard, home or town
I P ADDRESS: we call it the outhouse
MODEM: whut ya did to the hay fields
LAP TOP: whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: whar ya hangs yer keys
CHIP: munchies for TV
MICRO CHIP: small pieces in the munchie bag
CLIENT: dem Yankees I take fishin
SERVER: my bartender or waitress
CACHE: Needed when you run out of food stamps.
FLAME: whut I lite the stove with
NEWBIE: my 12 yr. old daughters little boy
MOUSE: whut eats the grain in thee barn
DOT MATRIX: old Ben’s wife
SPAM: what we eat Tuesdays and Fridays
JAVA: cuppa hot coffee
BUG: The reason you give for calling in sick.
PROGRAM: whut ya get at a ball game
SOFTWARE: them dang plastic knives and forks
PORT: fancy Northern wine
MOUSE PAD: hippy talk for a mouse’s home
MAIN FRAME: whut holds up the barn roof
ENTER: Yankee talk for “C’mon in ya’ll”
BACKUP: What you do when you run over a skunk in the woods.