The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.

The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.

The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.

But, on the third Sunday he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded:

“The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife’s dentures and I could not stop talking!”

An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: “Check for clunking sound when going around corners.”

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a “clunk.”

He then made a left turn and again heard a “clunk.”

Back at the shop he opened the car’s trunk, and soon discovered the problem.

Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation, “Removed bowling ball from trunk.”