Deja vu all over again

You’ve probably heard of “deja vu,” the illusion of having previously experienced a situation that is happening now. Here are some related expressions

Feeling like you have…

…milked this cow before: deja moo

…seen this strange animal before: deja gnu

…smelled this bad odor before: deja phew

…scared this person away before: deja boo

…read this mystery book before: deja clue

…been in this courtroom before: deja sue

…felt this sad before: deja blue

…expanded this way before: deja grew

…seen this slime before: deja goo

…learned this stuff before: deja knew

…waited in line before: deja queue

…eaten this dinner before: deja stew

…pursued this person before: deja woo

…forgotten this your name before: deja who

…had this feeling of deja vu before: deja too

…seen these twins before: deja two

…been on this airplane before: deja flew

…came up with this innovation before: deja new

…fed these pigeons before: deja coo

…sketched this portrait before: deja drew

…ended this relationship before: deja through

…felt this ill before: deja flu

…sheared this sheep before: deja ewe

…munched on this gum ball before: deja chew

…sat through this sermon before: deja pew

…played in this wet grass before: deja dew

…admired this scenery before: deja ooo

…lost it under the bed before: deja shoe

…exposed the real facts before: deja true

Devotion

The woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?”

“What dear?” She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

“I think you’re bad luck.”