Getting Something Valuable

A man got to heaven and asked if he could go back and bring something valuable to him.

Permission was granted and while back on earth, he collected all the gold he could afford.

Upon returning to heaven, an Angel asked him what he’d brought?

The man showed the Angel all of the gold.

The Angel responded, “Why did you bring a bunch of pavement up here?!”

Rev 21:21 – “And the street of the city was pure gold, like transparent glass.”

Gas Prices Aren’t All That Bad

You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive?

Here’s the per gallon cost of some common items that should puts things in perspective:

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 – $10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 – $9.52 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 – $10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 $10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 – $33.60 per gallon

Vick’s Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 – $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 – $123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 1 oz $1.39 – $177.94 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 – $84.48 per gallon

Evian water 9 oz $1.49 – $21.19 per gallon

Super Glue .07 oz $1.50 – $2,688.00 per gallon

 So, the next time you’re at the pump, be glad your car doesn’t run on Nyquil, whiteout, or super glue!