It was still morning when Little Johnny arrived home from school.

Little Johnny’s mom inquired, “Why are you home from school so early?”

“Because I was the only one who could answer a question,” responded Little Johnny.

“Oh, really? What was the question?” asked his mom.

“Who threw the eraser at the principal?” was Johnny’s reply.

Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”

The second one said, “But we’re on the 13th floor!”

The first one screamed back, “This is no time to be superstitious.”