Two political candidates were having a hot debate.

Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, “What about the powerful interest that controls you?”

The other candidate defiantly yelled back, “You leave my wife out of this!”

A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town.

When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade school teacher asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively.

“I sure did, teacher,” one little girl replied. “I just prayed for more snow.”