One day a boy was walking down the street when he saw a sea monster standing on the corner looking lost. The boy put a leash on the sea monster and took him to the police station.

“You should take him to the zoo,” said the policeman.

The next day the policeman saw the boy in the town again with the monster on the leash. “I thought I told you to take him to the zoo,” said the policeman.

“I did,” said the boy, “and today I’m taking him to the movies.”